Sunday, March 22, 2009

Shampers...Update




When Shampers, Rotorua say after three months operation they were about to have a reopening party
You’d have to wonder what for. To be fair it was definitely a case of out with the old and in with the new. Such news ensured that they were a full capacity bar with a ‘punters’ who understanding the rainbow concept felt free to join in with the atmosphere.
That and the fact that they are Aids aware proactive by having discreet condom bowls on display. In this day and age there are very few who can raise an eyebrow at such practice. Shampers and its staff need congratulating for embracing, what must now be, New Millennium thinking.
Having asked my own services to act as hostess I truly had to wonder what I was in for, with the introduction of a newly christened’ Crystal Chandelier’ who performances were slick slap and of a bouncy
Retro styling. Yet it wasn’t the performance that might have impressed but her general demeanor, which was a delight to behold and have.Exuberantly displaying all things positive in playing out her role. She’s a great role model for those wishing to fall in behind.
The local act’Shampettes’ gave an extraordinary performance of live vocal medleys to include Abba,Motown,and what has become another bench mark in drag entertainment ‘Dreamgirls’ This group I am sure may be remaned by morning but their talent is like a rocket having just been given ignition. They will be a major asset to Shampers continued well being.
For quirky…look at the bar decoration with an aged drag queen seated on her lounger sitting on the bar, courtesy of the owners. Reminding that this is a venture that celebrates the drag experience
So Boys, girls and those with the current disability to define themselves…..This is a goodie.
You go.
Nobody comes away disappointed.

Shampers...Last seen running for Mac Donalds


So what does a diva when she gets stuck out on the street.....and the cocktail party starts to early...why she escapes with her favourite nana in search of Mac Donalds...But this had to be a night of mistaken identity.AFTER ALL THE HANDMAIDEN Gloriousole thought the '
whore's ovaries' were egg on limp biskit....when salmon mouse on a pancake might have been more accurate....
But after so many adventures that could rival reality shows...of when drag queens get sprung....over the last few years...this event rivals many for sheer joi de vivre....mind you leaving your old sister to entertain while you run up the road to MacDonalds.......is so much like another chapter in the adventures of two sisters

Shampers....Introducing Crystal Chandelier



The opening of the diva’s excuses…….Sorry marionette fans, when drag queens become art...It’s difficult to gauge whether you are experiencing the iconic realization of Thunderbird’s Lady Penelope, or His Grace’s Crystal Chandelier.
Now having little to go on, but what I presented with, my argument was always going to one of one sided compliments.
Having just retrieved the dignity of my two sisters’ and in roles where we didn’t quite understand whose role is whose. One who’s wardrobe moment exemplfies standing on the scales after burning up her Jenny Craig Draft Card. The other, a dowager who’s sense of fluffy organization seemed appropriate
It’s all felt a bit Cinderella when I am suddenly developed war speed…a new set of co ordinates….and
Here the titled Head Girl of the School with a soul from St Tinian’s. ‘We are Loving her’………….
Fun isn’t Parker.
Rib Tickling Mi Lady.
Here she is world

The Ball Glittering Crystal Chandelier
Thunderbirds are go.
Virgil

Gloriousole Versus The Pope



Oh to hell and damn with that.Not that I have have ever wondered why I sat through daily masses out of duty of ceremony but I have to scratch my head.Does the pastoral leader of a large part of western thinking promoting genocide.
Now I'd hate to say I was grabbing for stereotypes..but I cant see much effort
in protesting outside one's local catholic church as they are having enough trouble getting them in there in the first place.And you can't knock Values....but did he get misinterpreted or do we give this man the job that the nazis thought they had right.
Best Your popeness.Just shut the fuck up.
If religion be the opiat of the people in some people's courts.I think your hot line to God has several pastoral considerations .Or is that merely making sure your mouth is in gear before putting your mouth into action and how do you tell a pope that

I've broken a lot of habits
and heresy may be the next I have yet to be responsible for....
But is this guy serious.
And who gave hima job for life........
Bless me father but I have sinned

and mea culpa doesnt cut it

The millenium is about Aids awareness not Shutdown