Wheres the sense of humour in Homophobia

so.....I I suppose it might be a little out of the ordinary..and maybe to much of an ask of the Saturday market shoppers.But I really have to ask myself seriously where is the pay off on this one

Take a few enthusiastic voluynteer dragqueens...who wanted to rattle the buckets for the NZAids Foundation...at the local Saturday maeket.....a yearly ceommerative event to alert Joe Public....of World Aids Day....
Noe one would think that maybe the powers that be saw that this was not the most comfortable moment to bring the world of sex religion and politics together.....but it would be verym n ear sighted to allude that the AIDS Phenomenon as has been experienced in the last twenty years has not touched the personal lives of any citizen of theis the country of the....
Now of course take the statement of a fire truck as a staging platform children to who the focus of Worlds Aids Day was intended.....The Drag Queens in glorious colour with their own families



Now..the kicker is.. in a market that has the freedom of a religous fanatic can preach the passer by..the anti abortion lobby display graphic displays,and literature and chinese nationals show how organ gathering , demonstrating the crime in graphic detail amidst a collection of carpetbaggers with bargains and items you never intend to buy...but impluse is always an interesting ignition.

Impulse I believe was the reason this worthy project was 'kaiboshed'
Where two rivalling factions who are deep within politics of their own regarding, how many stages and how many stalls were allowed with a precinct.....hadnt actually grabbed the big picture
Now I will happily be arrested on points of homophobia ,and in full scale costume,with as many political angles why it should have gone ahead.....but I was damned if I was going to be
dragged to the city lockup for the purposes of tresspass......and not bring much positive reaction to what should have been a colourful and family generated event.......
To be scorned as not suitable for families.....
Now what did they expect.That I would take my cock out and wave it at passers by.
Surely the Drag Queen in context can be seen as she is.
The pantomime andThe Burlesque.
What ever behaviour was expected.It isnt..wasnt good enough.
More to come one thinks......so isnt the market having a Santa parade....
Now there's an apologetic thought.....
anybody listening

Now

NOW THERES A MOVIE THAT I SEE MOST SATURDAY NIGHTS.....I WONDER WHY.......OH THAT.....

now you have to be joking

WELL COLOUR ME PINK
wait til i get home and tell the kids

make up

So...you mean you stepped out with face on again Gladys.
I have always been asked the age old addage.
How do you make a whore maon?
You dont pay her of course......
and a drag Queen.
If she's moaning then somebody somewhere is not paying him...I mean her
attention. Personally I am for being one of the ladies who lunch. There's nothing like a good bitch and a tim tam to put a glitter sparkle into the universe.

Is this.....caught

Now who could that possibly be....................

Gavin Lambert...wrote it..but did I hear it right

So here is what became of the third truth's author.
Gavin Lambert wrote a novels..and to my knowledge reflected on Los Angeles Lives
AND THOSE...TO WHOM WE ASPIRED IN HOLLYWOOD,
His vision was to pull the veneer from the kleig lights at premieres
and included a number of well crafted movies.....
But in life's reflection

ALL CATS AT NIGHT ARE GREY

AND WHEN NATALIE WOOD TOMBOY IS BETRAYED BY GAY HUNK,ROBERT
REDFORD AS BEING.....GAY

SAYING THAT LINE ABOUT WHAT IT WAS TO KNOW

To this point Author Gavin Lambert has been a good guide.
Take a enclosed group of men with no exit and no alternative
Most cats have been known to have a skanky side

So..............Grey...............for now.

With her head in the gutter...and her eyes in the stars

So they say when you have come from humble sources and have any modicum of talent
.As iconic Edith Piaf was wont to say
WHO WANTS TO A SEE A LITTLE FRENCH CUNT MOAN ON ABOUT THE LOVE SHE LOST TO THOSE WHO NEVER HAD....

TAKE A HINT SET UP YOUR NEXT TRICK BEFORE THROWING IN THE ICE PICK

and the question remains
HOW OFTEN HAVE WE DONE THAT FOR OURSELVES AT THE CROSSROADS IN OUR ..............................LIVES
Here lies with the french sparrow.....the second of my known truths.
An indominable spirit in the face of adversity....

GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT WITH YOUR EYE ON THE EXIT

The Power of Positive Thinking

Now Mame Darling.....it's time I let the world know what influence you might have had on my thinking....as a young bookish child,a rather ordinary cliche.But to that same bookish boy,the bohemian lifestyle and cavaliar parenting skills sparked and retained the thinking for what amounts to my life time.

Despite the fact that I often quote OF my mother'S three codes in life.

LIFE IS A BANQUET AND MOST BASTARDS STARVE TO DEATH

That being the first believed wisdom was from a character carved out of characature..and yet to unlikely to be real

in which the same boyish youth ,would have him attend a school by phychologists in the nude.Unlikely that the nude teachers were on 'acid' in the bohemian late 1930s...but such departure from the norm ...but it's satirical smile at twentieth century thinking on parenting was seen as adventure,rather than.....whether you were a child who was seen and not heard
So much character....
BUT INDEED not my Mother...............but possibly the one I wish I had.
Now such is the fantasy of a child.
My maternal mother on the other hand has become quite a character of her own.

So I commend my first Fantasy Mother
Auntie Mame Dennis
by
Patrick Dennis
Now interestingly enough or strabgley enough
I was christened Dennis Patrick
AND...so discovering the delights of this were not
such a mystery one would have thought.
The fact same Patrick Dennis became if name serves
me correctly....served as producer of steamy male epics
inthe eighties.Surely not.Or has that strain of lunacy
really embrace what is is to discover for the first time.
You're not Different.
Your gay.Now to others that is different.
But in reading this novel....it's bookish admirer
saw his role model..fantasy mother..and to Miss Gloriousole
Drag Model

Damned Diva Productions

The Diva Prepares

Well...if there was ever a favourite pic of one's self it has to be this one.
The Diva prepares.
Its quite a process.Now theatrically you'd think its about creating a mask...but its the phycological that becomes an effort......add a few drinks...inspiration....and maybe its as good as it gets.................
But......with a little slap of mascara.............She arrives

The work at large

Just when they said it was Safe to get in the water,,,,there isalways something thats gonna keep you smiling....and youdwonder why they bothered to get dressed in the first place
I LOVE IT
The old girl's still got it

In Memorium

Well I had to wonder when it would come to pass......it seems that Hamilton may just be a drag queen or two less in the future....Now you'd have to work out why that might be.
Personally I believe it is a direct result of negativity,and the fact some haven't had a grasp on what exactly they started doing it for...or have lost sight of their original intentions.
So maybe the school for drag resilience need a few sterner directives....
or maybe the saying 'get real'...
So you dress in a drag to...............confuse,titillate,and entice COCK
You spend too much time wondering whats being stuffed in your arse..rather than whats coming out of it.
How much of it is you......
and what good is it doing the people who are looking on....
well............which way it flies.....
Personally I have always thought of the role of drag queen....
Mother
Confidante
and role model
Anything else has always been a bonus
So here's one up you girls
Love
Gloriousole

Doing what comes naturally

Well...you have to give the passing traffic a moment...as these unlikely companions hang it out there to see whats on the hook.......but seriously folks.

After reading about the roles a man takes in creating a

light to their own philosophy....Here's two unlikely pals.

Presenting....Queen of the Oscar Year Ms Fur Purse

thats her on the left....and fuck Gloria where did you get that hair.

Now thats drag.

It's trans but not sexual as you know it.

The autograph book leads to the future of the kindness

of this soul.

The Rise and Rise of a Daphne Bush

Well...you wouldn't put it passed her.they say.Now I am always one for a fair hand but of late I have come to question what loyalty there is,between drag queens,who want of a better word call each other sisters,and yet show not a jot of loyalty.

Well such appears in this example of how much shoulder sitting one person is likely to put up with.

Shoulder sitting.The process where somebody sits on one's shoulders for a better view and,then not understanding the foundation on which they sit.Take to defacating/shitting on your shoulders in order to create their own world.

Harsh I know. But recently many loyalties have been tossed to the wind is such a way I see as un imaginable.

Take the example of comic drag queen DAPHNE BUSH....Her first comic appearances were at the doors of Auckland Establishments .Spectacles and more glitter than foundation....and I know it's cruel to make ...but legs a giraffe on heat wouldnt pass by....would appear closer to the truth than is often said to this self styled daffy diva.

But digress my tirade not.

Her sister,friend.....and....My current hero..the Mole

chanpioned this diva wannabe..in a world that usually says different is

a word for wrong.....but I have now come to admire some who have gone before me...who finding the wannabe comedienne a little like the captain of the cribbage team.Lovely dear...but bloody tiring at the end of the day.

Have taken to driving her from the doors of drag queen admiration.....

Notable by the heirachy of Auckland flesh pots.

A loner to be sure....

but my isolation is by choice.

If this sister continues......

and doesnt seethe reality of her friendship with some...may find

her self.................

excommunicated.............

so make the scones girlfriend

Time to kiss arse....

or see the results of your own doing.........

Loyalty and friends are a rare item

No for sacrificing for the sake of a pissing competition

Cheers girl

Being the Fabulous Mole

Okay...Hard as it may be to stay in the drag queen business....here is one icon that deserves space.

Miss Mole has been Christchurch's leading light for as long as anybody can remember....and I was shy initially in my approach to such an icon.

My first meeting was as her own wicked smile met mine in one of the nation's fleshpots....but it was her arrival at parliament for the once and never done again GLAMMIES..that I had to always remain in awe...Dressed as if one would to visit the Pope..Hat for the races...makeup designed by crayon....and a sense of the absurd...

Here is something in the history of New Zealand Gay History to be celebrated....I am only too happy to call this old gal a sister.....In fact one could call her the antithesis to my own ...while I may delve in thought....theres nothing like the mole for saying it out .....encouraging the youth to show their well defined muscles...intellectually as well as physically.....

and no time for the fools who live behind their own reflections....She's out loud and living it all....

My personal heroine..................and makes me stay in the game longer than many would have thought possible

You go girl